Lady Gaga, Cher to release collaboration, 'The Greatest Thing Ever,' in September

Lady Gaga, Cher to release a collaboration modestly titled, "The Greatest Thing Ever"

Are you one of those people who has some questions about your sexuality? Well, here's your litmus test.

Do you want this album? If so, you are one of the following:

a. Gay as a magician.

b. Gay as Paree.

c. Gay as a divorcee.

d. Gay as the 90s.

e. all of the above