The naughtiest team names and mascots
"I’ve got to give credit to the people of RISD. I mean, let’s face it, these dudes and lady dudes know all too well that they’re not exactly athletic juggernauts and so they’ve decided to have some fun with it and they have named their teams The Nads. Yes, the Nads. Apparently, during hockey games, a mascot -– a giant caped penis named Scrotie –- leads raucous drunken cheers and apparently has been known to try to ram the goalposts tip first. Look, I’ve written a lot of weird shit in this article, and this is probably the weirdest of them all but believe it or not, everything I just wrote about the Nads is true. At least according to the Internet. And the Internet would never lie. Right?"
The author missed the obvious, which is everyone in the stands cheering "Go nads!"
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