Thursday, September 22, 2011

New Movies In Theaters - Rotten Tomatoes

New Movies In Theaters This Week - Rotten Tomatoes


Moneyball - 93% positive reviews. PG-13. Brad Pitt in real-life baseball drama.

Dolphin Tale - 86%. PG-rated family story about a wounded dolphin. Aw-w-w-w-w.

Killer Elite - 25%. R-rated Jason Statham movie in which Robert De Niro continues his quest for an easy paycheck. God bless 'im. He's earned the right to skate a bit.

Abduction - 0%. Taylor Lautner tries to escape the Werewolf image. This time he really stretches to play a weredog. Actually, I don't know. It's some kind of of mystery/thriller about government conspiracies and such, and is apparently not very good because that 0% is based on 21 reviews. They say things like:


"Taylor Lautner can't carry a movie any more than Abigail Breslin can carry a refrigerator."

"The 19-year-old shall never learn to act in his, yours or any other lifetime."

"One of the most patently incompetent action-thrillers we've seen in some time."

"A made-by-committee exercise in soulless money-grubbing."

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