Happy Birthday, Wilford Brimley

Happy Holidays

Corrected again!

Those of you who have been reading this site for a decade know that we try to stay away from national and sectarian holidays in order to represent only those celebrations which are truly above religions and borders and are celebrated by all mankind. There are only five holidays which are important on the Other Crap calendar.

Steak and Blowjob Day, March 14th.

Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day, the first Sunday in April. (Cancelled this year because of the flood and earthquake damage.)

Talk Like a Pirate Day, September 19th.

Festivus, for the rest of us, December 23rd.

The last, and by far the most important, is today, September 27th. It is Wilford Brimley's birthday. It's the day when all mankind gets together to say "diabetISS," and to gather with family and friends for a ceremonial bowl of oatmeal in honor of the world's most lovable mustachioed curmudgeon. From all of us, or rather all of me, at Other Crap, here's wishing you and yours a happy and blessed Brimleymas.