If Kim Kardashian's marriage were a Star Trek character, it would have worn a red shirt.

Kim Kardashian is really sad :(

"Kim Kardashian hasn’t been successful at all in convincing anyone that her marriage and almost instant divorce was anything more than a publicity stunt and trick to get lots of presents, so she’s gonna step things up and cancel her public appearances so she can focus extra extra hard on frowning in front of the paparazzi.

Hopefully Khloe made it back ok too. I heard that when the aborigines saw her one went to the edge of a cliff and blew into a conch shell and then a bunch of the tribes got together for the first time in over a hundred years. It had something to do with a painting on one of their cave walls and then they all got a bunch of nets."