Kris Humphries called Kim Kardashian a dumb, untalented fat-ass. Who could have known he was that perceptive?

Kris Humphries was really mean to Kim Kardashian

AWWWW!

Apparently he called her a stupid, untalented fat-ass, all of which is pretty accurate, but not the kind of endearments one expects from hubby! If she wanted to hear that shit she would have married me.

Did he really do all that? "Tyler" speculates:

"Gosh, I wonder who their source was? I know it wasn’t Kim because Us said she was in Honduras analyzing a meteorite that fell there, and they don’t even have phone lines in the mountains where Kim is but hopefully they will soon now that she’s negotiated a peace treaty to end their civil war."