Remember when I joked last year about the Mayan Swimsuit Calendar? That's a real thing now.

Remember when I joked last year about the Mayan Swimsuit Calendar? That's a real thing now.

The good news? 2012 is the last Mayan Calendar you'll ever have to buy, so you can channel your Mayan Calendar budget into something more important. I suggest you take it in ones and head to a strip club.