"Staring at naked women makes you smarter"

"Staring at naked women makes you smarter"

Hey, it's science.

Today is the 16th anniversary of Uncle Scoopy's Fun House. During that time I have been looking at naked women 365 days per year, perhaps averaging 12 hours per day. Based on the scientific theory cited in the link above, I should be just about ready to devise faster-than-light travel, to create a pollution-free means of personal transportation, or to explain things never before understood by man, like the nature of existence before the Big Bang and the popularity of Ashton Kutcher.

Unfortunately, I can barely remember how to tie my shoelaces, so there may be a few gaps in that theory.