Des Moines Register Poll: Newt Leads in Iowa, Paul (!) in Second Place

Des Moines Register Poll: Newt Leads in Iowa by a wide margin ... (wait for it) ... Ron Paul in Second Place

This is clearly because neither of them is named Mitt.

Seriously, Newt's performance is quite impressive, given that he hasn't run a single ad in that state. And Mitt must be thinking long and hard about the possibility that he might lose second place to America's favorite dotty uncle!