"No body found off Loop 360, officials say"

Wait, HERE's the ultimate "dog bites man" story: "No body found off Loop 360, officials say"

I'm being too quick to judge. Now that I think about it, I guess it is possible for the lack of a story to be the story.

Example:

"No murders in town today," say Detroit police.

So, perhaps this is the first day in decades that a body has failed to turn up on Loop 360.