"Boisterous bare-breasted brouhaha"

"Boisterous bare-breasted brouhaha"

Headline writing is a thankless task, a fact which prompts those who do it to strive for personal satisfaction in odd ways.

On to the story:

"When a deputy asked her name, Stickle yelled she had no ID and took off her shirt, revealing her bare chest. On Stickle's chest is a tattoo listed as 'Poem of dead tree,' according to the Indian River County Sheriff's Office.

It's unclear whether 'Poem of dead tree' is an original composition or a published work by an established poet. It couldn't immediately be determined whether it's a haiku, sonnet, ode, couplet, ballad, epic or limerick or whether iambic pentameter is involved."