Hamster back from the dead

"A pet hamster has been rechristened Jesus - after clawing his way out of a 2ft deep grave to come back from the dead."

Get this: it happened on Easter.

"Mr Eyley, wife Wendy, 47, daughter Bayley, 23, and twins Jake and Emma, 20, were flabbergasted by the Easter miracle.

'He's a plucky little soul and seems unaffected by being dead and buried,' he said.

'He had rigor mortis when I buried him - and now he's running about. We're stunned - but happy to have him back.'"