Lindsay is totally innocent of these new charges, you guys

"Lindsay is totally innocent of these new charges, you guys"

Tyler's comments:

"Here’s how the thought process works:

- I’m in a popular bar, surrounded by dozens of witnesses.

- I decide to say I was assaulted by a very famous celebrity, even though that very famous celebrity is not here, and could be on the moon for all I know.

- I file a false report, punishable by up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine.

- The sheriff's department will attempt to verify my story, but soon discover they can’t find even one person to confirm that the very famous celebrity was in the bar at the time.

- Success!

- I sit back and start countin my money.

It really is an airtight plan. I just hope this criminal mastermind doesn’t turn her evil super-brain against me. I’ll be ruined!"