Govt to preserve genitals of stray dogs

Indian Govt to preserve genitals of stray dogs

Because you just never know when they might come in handy.

I think one of my ex-landladies must have been a member of the Indian government, although she had an Italian last name. I don't know about the genitals of stray dogs, but she had every Rochester, New York phone book from 1946-1972 and some ancient Sears Roebuck catalogs which sold buggy whips and spitoons.

Because you just never know ...

And that was some 40 years before "Hoarders" hit the airwaves.

Believe it or not, there is a justification for the preservation of dog genitals in India. No, it's not a religious thing. You see, the veterinarians are reimbursed for their services by the government, and the government doesn't want to get cheated, so ...

It's like saving your receipts for the IRS.

Hey, I didn't say it was a GOOD justification.