Argentina’s Dancing with the Stars a Naked, Dance-Free Affair

Argentina’s Dancing with the Stars a Naked, Dance-Free Affair

As well it should be.

"The contestants often strip onstage -- and sometimes they even forget to dance! In this clip, model Silvina Escudero defiles Aerosmith's "Crazy" with a gynecological exhibition. NSFW by a long shot."

The host didn't approve, but I gotta envy the male dancer. He has a toney body, dances non-stop and, most important, can lift her five-six feet in the air, spin her around and eat her pussy at the same time. That's like 120 on a scale of 100 in terms of the basic female-pleasing requirements. Sad part is he's probably gay, while the world is filled with us clumsy straight guys.