"Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich"

"Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich"

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"In a press conference to reporters, company representatives said the homophobic new sandwich will include the national fast food chain’s trademark fried chicken filet wrapped in a piece of specially-smoked No Homo ham that would be topped with a slice of Swiss cheese and lathered in a creamy new Thousand Island-based Fag Punching sauce. Of course, the young ones will want to finish their meals off right with a No Fudge Packin' Soft Serve Cone."