Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Chinese Theme Park Offers Discounts for Women in Miniskirts

Chinese Theme Park Offers Discounts for Women in Miniskirts
As the Good Lord intended, and as spelled out explicitly in Deuteronomy. Oh, I know the Chinese don't really read the Old Testament, but Buddha and Confucius were also big on mini-skirts. Especially Confucius. He once said "He who loves virtue esteems nothing above it except a cute little Chinese chick wearing a mini-skirt."

The story gets better:

"The park also encourages patrons to throw water on the mini-skirted women, as part of what it calls a summer 'water splashing festival.'"

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