Princess Beatrice Flashes Her Flabby Butt Cheeks

Princess Beatrice Flashes Her Butt Cheeks

I always enjoy the shallow antics of phony-baloney European royals and their dumpy butts, but I would enjoy this far more if I knew who the hell she is. Maybe she's just someone whose first name is Princess, kinda like my real name, which is not Uncle Scoopy, but Princess Scoopy. Sure I took a lot of ass-kicking on the playground, but it really toughened me up, and people knew to fear me when I traveled with my posse. I mean if you're beset by a gang of muscular, heavily-tattooed toughs, and their names are Rock, Killer and Princess, you can bet your ass that Princess is the one to fear. You know how tough he would have to be in order to survive with that name in that company?