Bikinis don't fly: Airline fined for beauty queens' in-flight dance

"Bored by in-flight safety demos? A group of bikini-clad beauty queens in Vietnam recently strutted through a packed airplane as dance music blasted a song with the lyric "I'm crazy for banana.""

"State-run media reported Vietnam's Civil Aviation Administration fined Vietjet Air 20 million dong for staging the three-minute show on Aug. 3 without receiving official approval."

By the way, that fine is a mere slap on the wrist. A million dong equals $48. To put it another way, a dong is worthless, as my ex-girlfriend explained to me when she came out as a lesbian.