Dave Barry: GOP convention delegates dancing is enough to drive me to drinking

Dave Barry: GOP convention delegates dancing is enough to drive me to drinking

"But before you sneer at the Republicans — for being unhip, for having a convention attended by (this is a rough estimate) maybe 14 members of minority groups — consider this: The party at Tropicana Field, huge as it was, was well organized: The food and drink were plentiful throughout the evening. When the Democrats hold events like this, there are always giant lines, and they run out of everything in 20 minutes. You should think about that when you’re deciding which of these two parties should run the country for the next four years."