"Then another U.S. team member, Chris Cantwell, revealed that he, too, pees in the Olympic pool. This was especially disturbing, because Chris is a shot-putter.
No, that last one was a joke, and I hope Chris does not take offense because he is a silo-sized individual who could crush my skull like a ping-pong ball using only his thumb and forefinger. But all kidding aside, there apparently is an epidemic of pool-peeing going on here at the Olympics, and it raises the troubling question: Why, exactly, is Ryan Seacrest a famous personality?"
Wednesday, August 08, 2012
Dave Barry: Olympic Games not just about sportsmanship
Dave Barry: Olympic Games not just about sportsmanship
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