Lindsay Lohan -- Blaming Jewelry Theft On Suge Knight's Alleged Son

Lindsay Lohan -- Blaming Jewelry Theft On Suge Knight's "Son"

Two of Lilo's friends said that on "the night of the theft Lindsay had handed them a bag with two or three pieces of the stolen items wrapped in her t-shirt."

The two men returned those items to the owner of the house, but other items were still missing."

"Lindsay, who told him she had hidden some of the other items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars. We're told Magid told cops Lindsay confessed she was on Ambien at the time she hid the jewelry and was hazy about exactly what happened."

She hid things around the house to keep burglars from getting them? I'm no expert in criminology, but from an amateur's perspective, I'm thinkin' that could be the worst excuse ever invented.