Let's Live Blog the Hell Out of This Obama Coronation Night Y'all

Let's Live Blog the Hell Out of This Obama Coronation Night Y'all

This is funny. Some examples:

"I AM PRESIDENT!" *Holds up bin Laden's head, impales it on hood ornament of a Chrysler and drives through crowd*

The only truly sacred obligation we have" is to our troops. FACT CHECK: We also have to slaughter and burn seven lambs a night on the White House lawn.

Obama administration's ENTIRE RECORD, DNC version: Bailed out Detroit and killed bin Laden. Obama administration's ENTIRE RECORD, RNC version: One time he said, "you didn't build that."

Barack Obama personally trained Navy SEAL Team Six in little known Indonesian knife-fighting techniques while Mitt Romney sat around telling Mormons, "I think bin Laden should be allowed to live out his years in peace."