Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Jessica Simpson is naming her kid…

Jessica Simpson is naming her kid…

... Ace.

His name will be Ace Johnson.

Free advice for Jessica: How to name your sons, in order.

1. Ace Ventura Johnson

2. Deuce Bigelow Johnson

3. Trey Parker Johnson

Ace Johnson doesn't sound like a scientist or a heart surgeon, but it's a great name for a quarterback. Maybe they should check the little tyke's reflexes before settling on this name.

Nah. Now that I think about it, it's not likely that Jessica Simpson's son will be a scientist or heart surgeon. Go for the QB, girl.

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