Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Stops Robbery With Hot Coffee

"A quick-thinking worker at a Connecticut Dunkin' Donuts threw hot coffee at a man who tried to climb through the drive-through window to rob the store, telling him 'go run on Dunkin'' as he fled."

I don't know much about how criminals formulate their plans, but I gotta think that a donut shop is not the place to start your crime spree. Besides the fact that all the employees are within reach of scalding hot liquid, there is the additional problem of the donut shop customer demographic, which consists mainly of armed police officers.