IKEA halts moose lasagne sales after pork traces found

IKEA halts moose lasagne sales after pork traces found

... which, in Scandinavia, is not considered an improvement.

Oh, God, no. I didn't mind a little horse in my beef, but now you've added bacon to my moose? No, this time you've gone too far.

Wait. Isn't the bacon mooseburger the #1 seller in Canadian McDonald's?

For most of us, this "taint" is virtually meaningless, but this sort of pollution is extremely important to people with strict dietary laws. Cows and moose may be eaten in a kosher diet for example, assuming that all the other rules are followed correctly (for example, no cheeseburgers, although hamburgers are OK if the prep rules are followed), but pigs and horses may not.

As one of the late-night comics pointed out, there is an easy way to prevent this: stop eating at furniture stores. (Although it is still OK to buy furniture from restaurants.)