Selena Gomez Says Bieber Has ‘Tiny, Weird Penis’

Selena Gomez Says Bieber Has ‘Tiny, Weird Penis’

"Actress Selena Gomez said today that ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber has a 'ridiculously small' penis. 'You know those breakfast cereals with pieces shaped like letters of the alphabet? That's exactly what Justin Bieber's penis looks like. A minature L from an Alpha-Bits cereal box.'"

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In case you hadn't realized it, this comes from a satire site. (The Daily Currant) They feature provocative headlines like "Sarah Palin Calls for Invasion of Czech Republic." Like The Onion, they sometimes convince people that their stories are real.