Women Dressing Slutty Causes Earthquakes, Say Iranian Nutjobs

Women Dressing Slutty Causes Earthquakes, Say Iranian Nutjobs

"Scientists in Iran have discovered the cause of earthquakes: slutty women. And you thought it was shifting tectonic plates? Oh, silly infidel. Iran’s Hobbit president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicted that an extremely powerful earthquake will hit Tehran and kill millions because some women in his country don’t want to dress like frumpy ninjas. But it’s not like he just made it up. He has scientific evidence from a fellow wacko. "