Monday, April 08, 2013

Yesterday was Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day!

Yesterday was Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day!

Sorry for the lack of advance warning. I hope you and yours had a blessed and inspiring GPJPD. I hope that your family enjoyed the traditional bird with all the trimmings (not a turkey, but a rooster). We always put one in the oven at our house, but there's never enough meat to go around because my brother-in-law always eats too much cock.

And he gobbles down both white meat and dark meat.

I regret that I have been lax this year about keeping you informed of the critical spring holidays. You just missed three of the six official holidays when all employees working in the Other Crap Skyscraper get the day off:

March 14th: Steak and BJ Day

March 22nd: William Shatner's Birthday

April 7th (this year): Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day

We are now hitting the summer doldrums, during which there are no Other Crappy holidays. The next one is Talk Like a Pirate Day in September.

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