Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop faces drug charges

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop faces drug charges

I would never dream that a guy named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop liked to fire up some doobie. I knew three brothers named Zopittybop-Bop-Bop back in high school, and they were all straight arrows. The oldest brother, Zippity Doo-Dah Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, an eagle scout, went to the seminary and is now Bishop Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

By the way, you are probably thinking that Catholic kids are supposed to be named after saints. He was named after the early Christian martyr Saint Zippity Doo-Dah, who is now the patron saint of both wonderful days and marijuana. (Back to the reefer again! It's part of the great circle of life.)

His brothers were star basketball players named James Bound 007 the Elder and James Bound 007 the Younger. In hoops action, they were called Bound and Rebound.