One million cockroaches escape Chinese farm

One million cockroaches escape Chinese farm

Just to be clear, this was a cockroach farm, where they were being bred, because the world obviously needs many more of them.

I don't think they escaped. I think it was rustlers. I mean, Cockroach rustlin' must be a major problem because it's tough to distinguish your cockroaches from those of the neighboring ranches. It's hell to brand those little guys.

And I wonder how the cockroachboys keep them dogies rollin' in the right direction.

I just had a great inspiration. Here's how we can eve the balance of trade with China. They can come to New York City and Florida and take all the cockroaches they want - for a very minimal charge. Maybe a buck a roach.