What Is Lady Gaga's Big, Damaging Secret?

What Is Lady Gaga's Big, Damaging Secret?

"So what is the secret? I know what you're thinking: a penis. But that rumor has been around so long that I don't think it could do any more damage than it already has. The world is changing. A hidden penis could end up being a boost to the nonstop shockfest that is Gaga's career.

Instead, I offer these guesses and ask you to provide some guesses of your own:

She played Paul Pfeiffer on The Wonder Years.

She is descended from the flying monkeys in the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz.

She is the walrus."