Twerking made illegal in Louisiana town

Twerking made illegal in Louisiana town

"Mayor Maynard Wilkens has made it illegal, labeling it a 'defiant act against Jesus.'"

Jesus specifically mentioned it in the little-known and non-canonical Gospel According to Cletus.

I've always been a little suspicious of that gospel, because it mentions that Joseph and Mary, when told there was no room in the inn, spent the night sleeping in the bed of their pick-up, which was parked behind the Bethlehem Wal-Mart. That was convenient for the Wise Men, who could stop at the 24-hour outlet for their gifts. Wal-Mart doesn't carry frankincense or myrrh, and their gold jewelry is locked up late at night, so the three gifts were: tube socks, a power drill and a large bag of fun-size Snickers. Joseph, being a carpenter, already had a power drill, but he was able to exchange it for a hunting rifle.

Still, you'd think that if anyone would follow the Gospel According to Cletus, it would be Miley Cyrus.