A remake of Road House?

A remake of Road House?

No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Do what you will with Citizen Kane, Casablanca, The Seventh Seal and The Godfather ...

but leave my Dalton alone.

How can you improve upon perfection?

As I wrote in a review I penned some two decades ago, "It is the White Trash Hamlet; the Redneck Romeo and Juliet; Macbeth with a Mullet; Timon of Athens, Georgia."

If you have been following me a while, you know this is my favorite movie. Bart Simpson once said that he based his life on Krusty's "teachings." Well, Dalton is my Krusty.