"Sure there’s some natural remorse after nailing a Kardashian. That’s the cosmos confirming you’re going to die prematurely in some grisly manner. Still, if you’re Q score is high enough to bone eighteen-year-old Kendall Jenner on a gratis package in New York, you ought be wearing a shit-eating grin from ear to ear. You didn’t join a fucking boy band to make music, you sad mascara-wearing sack. You’ve notched Taylor Swift and now Kendall Jenner. You’re one Madonna’s busty daughter away from an epic deflowering trifecta. They’ll sing songs about you, I mean, real singers who can sing actual notes. It’ll blow your mind. Now quit looking askance like you’ve got VD and act like a fucking king."
Monday, December 09, 2013
Cheer Up, Harry Styles, You Just Had Sex With Kendall Jenner
Cheer Up, Harry Styles, You Just Had Sex With Kendall Jenner
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