Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Ex-wife of Cormac McCarthy pulled silver handgun from her genitals during argument

"The most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize winning novelist Cormac McCarthy was arrested for domestic violence Saturday after she pulled a silver handgun from her genitals to threaten her boyfriend during an argument about space aliens."

Scoop's tip o' the day: if your girlfriend is packin' a loaded handgun in her coochie, you might not want to argue with her ...

... or, for that matter, fuck her.

Also, I suggest you take out a life insurance policy on her and make yourself the beneficiary, because that thing will go off sooner or later.
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1 comment:

  1. fwaldJanuary 8, 2014 at 9:21 PM

    You know you're in Weird Country when the part about the space aliens doesn't get mentioned because it's the most normal part of the story.

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