Justin Bieber ... yadda yadda ... usual douchebaggery ...

Justin Bieber ... yadda yadda ... usual douchebaggitude ...

He turned himself in to Toronto police. I guess that means one of the following: (1) he has left Central America; (2) Toronto police came down to Central America to accept his surrender (who could blame them); (3) Canada is considered part of Central America; or (4) he's so stoned that he surrendered to some dudes in red shirts, thinking they were Mounties.

I guess you have read that the online White House petition to deport Justin Bieber has now reached the official action threshold of 100,000 signatures, which means that the White House must respond officially.

The key point is this: he must be very close to Rob Ford's location. Ford is creating a vortex of suckitude. If he could get Kanye to do a concert there, with the Kardashians, Donald Trump and Shia in the audience, Toronto could lay claim to a virtual monopoly on the world's epic douchebaggery.