Now Shia LaBeouf Wants to Flog Himself Like a Medieval Monk

Now Shia LaBeouf Wants to Flog Himself Like a Medieval Monk

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Shia LeBeouf yadda yadda yadda total douche move.

Justin Bieber yadda yadda yadda total douche move.

Rob Ford yadda yadda yadda total douche move.

Thank you. This has been your daily internet update.

(Canada is starting to dominate douchebaggery in the new decade as completely as it dominated comedy in the previous ones. If Kanuckistan could get Shia to become a citizen, it could just about obtain an international monopoly.

My alternate theory is that the traditional Canadian domination of comic acting is still as strong as ever. Perhaps Bieber and Rob Ford ARE comics and are just performing street theater in character, ala Andy Kaufman.)