"Police crack down on dogging parties involving men dressed as fairies"

"Police crack down on dogging parties involving men dressed as fairies"

I love this headline, but I didn't read the article after the first two sentences. I still believe what cheesy 1960s sci-fi taught me: that there are some things man was not meant to know.

This, however, is an excellent lede:

"Residents on the Badminton Estate - owned by the Duke of Beaufort - have said they are being plagued by groups of men congregating in farm buildings dressed in PVC, fairy wings and tutus."