Denmark's Parliament Tried to Engage the Youth Vote with Blowjobs and Decapitated Hipsters

"Denmark's Parliament Tried to Engage the Youth Vote with Blowjobs and Decapitated Hipsters"

I'm not young, but they got my vote.

Now if only I were Danish.

"Yesterday, Voteman was born. Briefly, the universe allowed him to exist.

The cartoon starts with Voteman getting blown by a group of four beautiful cartoon women when his phone rings. The voice on the other end of the line tells him there's a vote happening, and his lazy countrymen need his help. He smacks them away and rides two dolphins—his feet lodged firmly in their blowholes—away from his island's underground lair. After reaching mainland he goes on to throw a bunch of ninja stars at a guy walking down the street, kick about six people in the face, headbutt a woman, and throw a couple who are having sex out of a window. All in an attempt to make people vote.

Unfortunately, this mix of sex and violence wasn’t met with much warmth by certain sections of the Danish public and the ensuing criticism saw the video removed after just 24 hours."

Save the commercial and translate it into Dutch. They'll love it in The Netherlands.