Evil BMWs?
A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff started attacking her car as it was moving in traffic. She called 911 and reported a rogue pirate attack.
The alleged swashbuckler told officers that he wasn't, in fact, a pirate but a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth."
So he has that goin' for him. Which is nice.
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Woman's car attacked by sword-wielding elf battling evil
Woman's BMW attacked by sword-wielding elf battling evil
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