Topless FEMEN Members Suck Dildos Because They Care

Topless FEMEN Members Suck Dildos Because They Care ...

... although it's not precisely clear which issue they care about, or even which side of it they take. Perhaps they are for or perhaps against Putin, or capitalism, or genetically modified asparagus, or wearing calf-length black socks with shorts, or the Oprah Book Club. Or maybe they are protesting against women who protest with their clothes on while offering rational arguments.

Not that it matters. The important thing is that they are topless women sucking on fake dicks in public, as all serious women have done through the ages, from Hypatia of Alexandra to Joan of Arc to Hillary Clinton. It goes back all the way to the ancient Greeks. Several ancient sources mention that Sophocles wrote a trilogy about this form of feminism, although the three plays were lost from the Great Library of Alexandria. It wasn't because of the destruction of the library, but rather that Ptolemy's ne'er-do-well cousin just borrowed them from the library and never returned them. Man, his descendants must owe a shitload of drachmas in overdue fines.