"Charlize Theron’s Smart Friends Are Warning Her To Think Twice About Marrying Sean Penn"

"Charlize Theron’s Smart Friends Are Warning Her To Think Twice About Marrying Sean Penn"

Only the smart ones? I don't think you need to be Steven Hawking to figure that out.

"Charlize’s friends sound like they mean well, but when your friend is Stage-10 dickmatized to a raging deep-fried asshole like Sean Penn, you need to do a lot more than urge them to think twice about getting married. You need to book them an appointment with an old timey hypnotist who can wipe their memory clean of his angry squished nutsac of a face. And if that doesn’t work, you force her to watch Shanghai Surprise, Clockwork Orange-style, over and over and over until the mere sight of his face makes her shudder with second-hand embarrassment."