Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

Here's a headline you don't see every day: Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death:

"When your wife catches you blowing a dude on a boat off a Florida nude beach, the correct response is to immediately apologize, and, once the situation has cooled, have a frank, open conversation about sexuality. Not recommended: throwing her off of the back of your jet ski and leaving her for dead."