Al Pacino Has a Young Girlfriend

Al Pacino Has a Young Girlfriend

He's 74, she's 35.

Women of all ages, of course, do not approve of his hijinks and offer many heartfelt tsk-tsks when the couple pass by, invariably smelling of recent sex. Men have a different view of it. Pacino is seen here with his right arm in a sling. He damaged it from getting too many high-fives.

As for me, I'm OK with the young tootsie. Hell, I'm more than OK. I want to know if she has a younger sister. But I'm not too impressed by his wearing a white scarf over his shoulders in Southern California in August. Does he now call everyone "baby" and say "let's do lunch"? I am a very white person, but that outfit is so hipster-ass lily white it makes me seem like Master P, or as my old codger white friends call him, Mister P.