Kenny Football and other big-time college football stuff

Kenny Football and other big-time college football stuff

Some of the results involve great teams kicking the asses of their designated pansies.

Some exceptions:

#7 UCLA won, but didn't show jack straws. They allowed Virginia 386 yards of offense, while putting up only 358 themselves. They had only 25 minutes of possession, and scored only one offensive touchdown. The Bruins won the game only because critical UVA errors led to three defensive TDs for UCLA. UVA made only three turnovers (two INTs and a fumble return), but each of them resulted in a TD!

#1 Florida State held on to win 37-31 against unranked Oklahoma State. Jameis Winston threw two picks in a mediocre 25-for-40 performance, and the Seminole defense allowed 364 yards and four TDs.

#2 Alabama won, but West Virginia was in it all the way (33-23 final), thanks to 365 yards of passing offense. WVU might have won if they had any rushing game at all.

In the week's only upset, Texas A&M's offense pounded the living daylights out of #9 South Carolina as their sophomore QB passed for 511 yards (more than Johnny Football's best game ever) and three touchdowns. A&M amassed 680 yards of offense on the road against a top ten team, giving their season an impressive start. In a post-game interview, QB Kenny Hill said he did not like the nickname Kenny Football, thereby almost certainly assuring that he will be stuck with it.

In the other battles among ranked teams, Georgia defeated Clemson easily, and LSU snuck past Wisconsin.