"With porn producers fleeing L.A. in droves, why aren’t they coming to Toronto?"

"With porn producers fleeing L.A. in droves, why aren’t they coming to Toronto?"

One word: shrinkage.

Well, that, and the fact that porn stars won't accept payment in pelts.

Oh, yeah, they do have real currency there. I love Canadian money, and not just for the lovely pastel shades. Currency tends to honor great moments in the country's history, like the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Quick - name a great moment in Canadian history.

I think their $5 bill shows a Russian fishing trawler being escorted out of Canadian territorial waters by the Sea Mounties. That was a proud day Up North, I'll tell you.

I do like their twenty, which pictures the slaughtering of baby seals, with Joan Baez off to the side, singing a protest song.