"According to an exclusive E! News report, America's Sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence, 24, and England's rocker dad Chris Martin, 37, broke up," presumably when she learned that vaginas were not really his thing. And it only took her four months to figure it out. You'd think if she couldn't figure that out from the identity of his ex-wife, she would find out in bed, but I suppose they must have been having some kind of sex. He was probably slipping into her servant's entrance and pretending she was Ryan Gosling.
Now they are each free to do their own things: he to marry Liza Minnelli, and she to hook up with an elderly webmaster.
Monday, October 27, 2014
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin Broke Up
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin Broke Up
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