Thursday, October 30, 2014

The 6 Most Terrifying Places on Earth to Be Stranded | Cracked.com

The 6 Most Terrifying Places on Earth to Be Stranded | Cracked.com
Bullshit. You'd be safer in most of these places than (for example):

1. As a white Christian within the Islamic State.

2. Having your airboat break down in the Everglades before the invention of cell phones. I once had my CAR break down on Alligator Alley in the pre-cellphone era, and that was scary enough. If the local flora and fauna don't kill you, there are the drug smugglers who use the nearly deserted road as a landing strip in the wee hours.

3. Detroit

4. Cairo's City of the Dead at night.

5. The Favelas in the large Brazilian cities.

I don't know how y'all feel about terror, but I don't get terrified by a bunch of grotesque statues and spooky corridors and human skeletons. I do get scared by drugged-out gang-bangers and various religious fanatics carrying AK-47s.

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