"I’m pretty sure Bradley Cooper paid some desk clerk at the Hague to change this chick’s birth certificate to read eighteen so he won’t get flagged by Interpol."

"I’m pretty sure Bradley Cooper paid some desk clerk at the Hague to change this chick’s birth certificate to read eighteen so he won’t get flagged by Interpol."

He wouldn't need to worry about Interpol. The age of consent is 16 or less in most European countries. It's 13 in Spain, for example, 14 in Italy (but 18 in Vatican City, so when you're in Italy, remember not to fuck your little Lolita in the Sistine Chapel).